-Movie addict -❤The Walking Dead and Animal Kingdom Instagram- Brannykinz
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petting me. with your foot. only counts. as half a pet
Kevin Hart showed his woman off on social media their entire relationship and still cheated lmao.
this is why education is important https://t.co/ryf2dpEi7J
If you think you have a stupid question, just remember NASA engineers once asked Sally Ride if 100 tampons were enough for a 7 day mission.
When a man tells me he's looking for a 'real woman' I scurry away because I'm actually three owls in a raincoat AND HE MUSTN'T FIND OUT.
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No sign has ever encapsulated my life more than the one this woman is wearing https://t.co/eWFVita7Dx
I bought a mini toy laptop for my dog. So he can at least look like he's helping support this family. https://t.co/WbWcZKQD4A
There's a dog in my neighborhood who just sits on his balcony and judges people and he is my absolute favorite https://t.co/nQkgz33ZG3
i. am a: ⚪️ koala ⚪️ jungle. tortoise 🔘 puppo seeking: ⚪️ noggin pats ⚪️ passionate boops ⚪️ permission. to zoom 🔘 all of. the above
i remember. when i was. addicted to. the sproing boing. wall toy. behind the door. now i walk past it. and scoff. for i am better. than it
i grrrborked. at the hurricane. on the tv. it did not. do much. i apologize
And the quick thinking, kind hearted hearted human, right time right place award goes to... https://t.co/AYAA5fNTDA
[upbeat commercial] Mom: My kids used to give me *quite* the headache! [sets down groceries] Mom: That's why I gave them away
[Creating humans] GOD: Make them strong ANGEL: Ok G: smart A: got it G: powerful A: yes G: but terrified of tiny wasps A: love it lol G: lol
*Goldfish 911* Goldfish: What's your emergency? Goldfish: I don't remember Goldfish: Don't remember what? Goldfish: What? Goldfish: What?
imagine having sex and he says "say my name baby" but his name is gilbert
[wife drops me at the airport] Wife: have a safe flight Me: I have no say in the matter Wife [already driving off]: die then