@heatheršŸ’€cranium

heatheršŸ’€cranium

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#CyclicalVomitingSyndrome patient. suffer from #bipolardisorder #depression and #anxiety . Mother of one beautiful young lady

beyond the sun

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@beavercranium heatheršŸ’€cranium @beavercranium

#WhyYouCantSitWithUsAtLunch because you think Iā€™m weird

@beavercranium heatheršŸ’€cranium @beavercranium

#WhyYouCantSitWithUsAtLunch because you never once paid for drugs

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#WhyYouCantSitWithUsAtLunch You are lunch. https://t.co/lTlUb8ljDa

#WhyYouCantSitWithUsAtLunch
You are lunc...

@beavercranium heatheršŸ’€cranium @beavercranium

#WhyYouCantSitWithUsAtLunch because you like Trump!!!!

@beavercranium heatheršŸ’€cranium @beavercranium

#WhyYouCantSitWithUsAtLunch because pimpin ainā€™t easy

@beavercranium heatheršŸ’€cranium @beavercranium

Because you eat like a farm animal #WhyYouCantSitWithUsAtLunch

@Anythingpork Dan Gerāš¾us, Inc @Anythingpork

#WhyYouCantSitWithUsAtLunch You never watched Star Wars https://t.co/QP6QEyFXfT

#WhyYouCantSitWithUsAtLunch

You never w...

@quickbear Michael @quickbear

A spine. - Paul Ryan #ThingsIWishICouldGrow https://t.co/maBEFJ0tUE

A spine. - Paul Ryan  #ThingsIWishICould...

@beavercranium heatheršŸ’€cranium @beavercranium

@mixturesofpain Right

@mixturesofpain Julie @mixturesofpain

My perfect man. #ThingsIWishICouldGrow

@beavercranium heatheršŸ’€cranium @beavercranium

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@guystufff Guys Stuff @guystufff

ā€œHappy Earth Day, son.ā€ #EarthDay2018 https://t.co/wBhNUCkpnT

ā€œHappy Earth Day, son.ā€ #EarthDay2018 ht...

@Paul_Bettany Paul Bettany @Paul_Bettany

Sleepy interviewer #Avengers #InfinityWar https://t.co/ns9XOCRBhp

Sleepy interviewer
#Avengers #InfinityWa...

@mrchapel Barry McCockineer @mrchapel

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@helengrantley Shenoch Powell @helengrantley

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@causticbob Bob Kostic @causticbob

I want an open bar at my funeral. Just because I'm dead doesn't meant that I forgot how to party

@cynicalhumor Cynical Humor @cynicalhumor

You may not think this is funny but if squirrels in your neighborhood were as destructive as in my neighborhood youā€¦ https://t.co/vh0ii8ukit

@causticbob Bob Kostic @causticbob

Say what you like about Hitler, the man had ball. #HappyBirthdayAdolph

@beavercranium heatheršŸ’€cranium @beavercranium

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@beavercranium heatheršŸ’€cranium @beavercranium

@causticbob šŸ˜‚ fucked up šŸ˜‚

@causticbob Bob Kostic @causticbob

#420 Q: Why is the roach clip called a roach clip? A: Because pot holder was taken happy 420

@causticbob Bob Kostic @causticbob

I don't know what disturbs me more about my attraction towards my girlfriend's mother. The fact that she's 51 or thā€¦ https://t.co/LRcCm87Sqg

@mickeyavalon mickey avalon @mickeyavalon

We are going to have open sexual intercourse on every street corner of America https://t.co/uFOuqUWBXT

We are going to have open sexual interco...

@TeaPainUSA Tea Pain @TeaPainUSA

The only thing worse than a tyrant like Trump are those who support, facilitate and normalize him.ā€¦ https://t.co/vDEnX28yt1

@AntiJokeEmu Anti Joke Emu @AntiJokeEmu

Whats red and bad for your teeth?. A brick.

@causticbob Bob Kostic @causticbob

Did you hear that they were going to release Jeffrey Dahmer from jail? He wanted to go to Waco for the barbecue. #WeRemember

@StopEatingBees Corey Miller @StopEatingBees

Representation Without Representation #WashingtonDCSlogans

@beavercranium heatheršŸ’€cranium @beavercranium

@OMGYoMommaSo Yo mamaā€™s so ugly; her vibrator needs a viagra!

@OMGYoMommaSo Yo Momma Jokes @OMGYoMommaSo

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras #OMGYoMommaJokes #NowPlaying Miami iPad

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