@Barkeromo

Barkeromo

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The Absurd Tweetist... [tm] (pronounced with 2 R, Spelled with 1 R) #askbarkeromo

the isle of fizzbin...

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#HowYouKnowItWasMe The diamond encrusted dog bowl.

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#HowYouKnowItWasMe I turned the carpetmuncher away.

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#HowYouKnowItWasMe I voted dyan cannon off the island.

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#HowYouKnowItWasMe I pooped on Sherlock.

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#HowYouKnowItWasMe I rigged that election.

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#HowYouKnowItWasMe That valet parked your car in my living room.

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#HowYouKnowItWasMe There was no longer any reason to hold on to those dentures.

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#HowYouKnowItWasMe I freed your ant farm.

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#HowYouKnowItWasMe There was no paper towels left.

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#HowYouKnowItWasMe I peed in the snow outside your garage.

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#HowYouKnowItWasMe There are footprints in the yogurt.

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@TheSeinfeldBot "Yore a mike from 2 and a half men!"

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@B3ardedBadass @singlesluttymom "A horse and wagon"

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#LifeIsBetterWithoutClothes Streaking thru winters parking lot.

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#LifeIsBetterWithoutClothes You can finally open that pickle jar.

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@Crystallily73 "Grab some club soda. Club soda fixes anything."

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@Alohababe2011 "But those maps..."

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@Mika_Tan *is content just to have @Mika_Tan follow me. Does not need anything else*

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@aliB_itch "Ah. Myspace"

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#ReleaseTheMemo Nope but we can release the kraken.

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I thought Kodak trending was about a new camera... what the flux.

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This hashtag always makes me think of wigwams. #HTGAWM

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@slutsnguts @violetlitehouse "He beat me to it.!"

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Why do tv dvd sets have to be TDE? I want to watch arrow, scandal, house of cards and a few others shows but the c… https://t.co/hRIDQnJkMg

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@RoyalRannaAnna "I try,"

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@RoyalRannaAnna "No. But I see it in the pumps."

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@ZeeTee33 @alanaevansxxx Oops. Should have been quackers. Freaking autocorrect.

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@_lola_bee See... I see ikaris. From the externals.

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@dishs_up @_lola_bee "Well. At least it wasn't a puddle of drool. (Like I did)"

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@madbarrister Ah.

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