@Barkeromo

Barkeromo

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I Am The Absurd Tweetist... (™) (pronounced with 2 R, Spelled with 1 R) #askbarkeromo

Fizzbin Isle, Sigma Iota II

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I hope to have my connection back soon. Til the morrow.

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Yay! I figured out how to post 2 pics at once!

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@Mika_Tan "I use this in my wwe 2k14 game. I'm not very good at morphing tho." https://t.co/Cpry73YIM9

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@KattFunny "Ah. Beetlejuice."

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#ItsNeverAGoodSignWhen The homeless chuck won't screw the Virgin.

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@heyjacqui_ "Those bass twrds!"

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#ItsNeverAGoodSignWhen Yore twitter feed is ssssslllllooooowwwww.

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#ItsNeverAGoodSignWhen Yore first new words are: "Lucy! You got some splaining to dew!"

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#ItsNeverAGoodSignWhen All four major sports admit the games are rigged. WHICH THEY ARE!

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#ItsNeverAGoodSignWhen A televangist is humping yore wife.

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#ItsNeverAGoodSignWhen That salad is from the 619.

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#ItsNeverAGoodSignWhen there's rooster sperm in yore eggs.

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#ItsNeverAGoodSignWhen A seven foot black guy is walking a 1 foot white poodle.

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#ItsNeverAGoodSignWhen The word MITT is there.

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@Royal_RannaAnna "Don't assult eeyore!"

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@Royal_RannaAnna *all unders have holes at the kazif bone*

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@BettieBoop77 "I only said that Kate and Allie should have been cancelled in year 2!"

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@TheNightHiker72 "They need to shop serving chili at 4 o clock!"

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@Really1962 "Tell im to watch 9 2 5"

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@DirkLabel "Unless it's Dan fielding."

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#ItsNeverAGoodSignWhen Someone says they like kid poop.

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@BettieBoop77 HR = Honey roasted?

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#ItsNeverAGoodSignWhen There's a Bernie sign on yore lawn.

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#ItsNeverAGoodSignWhen There's a trump sign on yore lawn.

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#ItsNeverAGoodSignWhen You wake up green.

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#ItsNeverAGoodSignWhen Yore toes cramp from Nintendo.

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#ItsNeverAGoodSignWhen PEOPLE (JACKASSES) RIDE THEIR BIKES ON THE MOTHERLUNCHING SIDEWALK!!!!!!!!

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#ItsNeverAGoodSignWhen Yore tailor says to turn yore head and coff.

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#ItsNeverAGoodSignWhen The Greeks say "that's too much."

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#ItsNeverAGoodSignWhen It says parking in the rear, putz.

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