@Alien Father

Alien Father

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Daniell: I like to say that I'm my happy, everyone else is my happier, RPI '21, NYC πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸβ˜„πŸ‡¨πŸ‡΄πŸ‘½

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@astral_azulite Alien Father @astral_azulite

Fun times: explaining to obtuse IG boys how their penis works https://t.co/zKT8aDedLf

Fun times: explaining to obtuse IG boys...

@astral_azulite Alien Father @astral_azulite

@emejia2001 Who does that anymore???

@astral_azulite Alien Father @astral_azulite

@JoshWithMeBro That's casual conversation

@astral_azulite Alien Father @astral_azulite

A guy won't tell me the embarrassing question he wanted to ask me so now imma send him only eye emojis until he stops liking me

@mixedhunty dallas @mixedhunty

honestly i bet rihanna doesn’t even suck dick she prolly get her strap sucked

@astral_azulite Alien Father @astral_azulite

@pop2slut But sis, you don't know her https://t.co/3s9IWeonua

@pop2slut But sis, you don't know her ht...

@astral_azulite Alien Father @astral_azulite

@pop2slut Ugly?

@astral_azulite Alien Father @astral_azulite

"Skinny penis and skinny Mariah are two very different concepts"

@astral_azulite Alien Father @astral_azulite

@emejia2001 What a queen, you are regal

@astral_azulite Alien Father @astral_azulite

@pop2slut @phabiobernardes Y'all tryna pop my GC cherry???

@astral_azulite Alien Father @astral_azulite

Hey gays, I'm air with homotunes, https://t.co/wYmKPRLWrQ

@astral_azulite Alien Father @astral_azulite

@pop2slut I'm waiting https://t.co/Xt9uJbrqjw

@pop2slut I'm waiting https://t.co/Xt9uJ...

@astral_azulite Alien Father @astral_azulite

@pop2slut Not until you call yourself a sexy bitch

@xychelsea Chelsea E. Manning @xychelsea

imagine a world without a presidency πŸ€”πŸŒˆπŸ’• #PresidentsDay2018 https://t.co/xn4k74SZPc https://t.co/4YFneTGC5x

imagine a world without a presidency πŸ€”πŸŒˆπŸ’•...

@astral_azulite Alien Father @astral_azulite

@pop2slut Ummm https://t.co/sBieoXRtUK

@pop2slut Ummm https://t.co/sBieoXRtUK

@hoIIyrose holly @hoIIyrose

TWITTER HELP A GIRL OUT https://t.co/MSKxpOHRgq

TWITTER HELP A GIRL OUT https://t.co/MSK...

@TheAlexanderJJ ALEX πŸ’Œ @TheAlexanderJJ

How do straight people have sex? Like who is the guy and who is the other guy?

@archivesw star wars archive @archivesw

lupita nyong'o, oil on canvas, artist: god himself https://t.co/AWBP9fcKXQ

lupita nyong'o, oil on canvas, artist: g...

@astral_azulite Alien Father @astral_azulite

Umm okay. I'm bald. https://t.co/g1Yl5APN1B

@astral_azulite Alien Father @astral_azulite

@pop2slut You have really pretty eyes and a cute ass smile, tf, go you

@astral_azulite Alien Father @astral_azulite

@AngelFromDaGo I can now fall asleep happily, great job

@astral_azulite Alien Father @astral_azulite

This made me calm https://t.co/OI7eQHNLQ5

@astral_azulite Alien Father @astral_azulite

@sgafur03 @vjagdeo_ Women don't understand me

@BBYSI0PA0 π–Šπ–’π–” filipina shawty @BBYSI0PA0

here to kick u in the fucking teeth https://t.co/6hlUkHauvr

here to kick u in the fucking teeth http...

@astral_azulite Alien Father @astral_azulite

You aren't better, you are just lucky to have never been in a position to use drugs as a form of escape, relief or… https://t.co/Jgkggiasmh

@astral_azulite Alien Father @astral_azulite

I'm really just tryna be a friend to anyone. If you need help or just wanna talk, I'm tryna be there.

@sgafur03 Sarah @sgafur03

⚑️ β€œDaniel Kaluuya wins the Rising Star Award at the BAFTAs” https://t.co/ShUlRDXraZ

@astral_azulite Alien Father @astral_azulite

@Kingdamecome You're a good soul

@anuscosgrove james @anuscosgrove

me after spending 5 minutes in hot topic https://t.co/Eo4pgpCBsm

me after spending 5 minutes in hot topic...

@thatillusion 6β€˜5β€˜β€˜ @thatillusion

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