@Crampers

Crampers

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Geordie in the South. Educating people how to speak proper one person at a time. Doing stuff with sick people to make them not so sick.

London, England

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@adcramps Crampers @adcramps

I will regain youth. I will not be haggard. I will not. https://t.co/vIiyVguPUN

I will regain youth. I will not be hagga...

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Another great thing about @gocfilm is that it has made me listen to @_PATRICK_WOLF again

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When you get settled in the bath and you’ve left your drink at the wrong end. Worst of all the problems. https://t.co/P8cAj4GItd

When you get settled in the bath and you...

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God’s Own Country... wow! 😍😍

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@ThatsDoubleA I’m preparing myself to become completely obsessed with my natural yeasts

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Yorkshire looks fucking terrifying https://t.co/xbGweAUvMg

Yorkshire looks fucking terrifying https...

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Sourdough starter starting! https://t.co/EN6ieVaOTh

Sourdough starter starting! https://t.co...

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Albert doesn’t quite understand “I’m watching @NigelSlater we can go out later” He’s really not happy. https://t.co/wQA3KkdyhE

Albert doesn’t quite understand “I’m wat...

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Oh dear. I think it’s time to leave @CoopBankUK after 17 years as I’m clearly playing a part in funding hate. Sad t… https://t.co/nQV1dGnn22

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When the RAC calls to inform you that they’ve lost your car... “don’t worry mate, it will turn up...”

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@AuntiePegg Fucked!

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Friday is going well... https://t.co/Bgegq4eiQq

Friday is going well... https://t.co/Bge...

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@Beardandcamera There’s that feeling of terror until you wake up and realise

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Forgot that I had beetroot risotto for dinner last night... thought that I had ruptured a kidney this morning 💦

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The cat just woke me up by suckling my armpit. He’s now content and sound asleep after his milky treat whilst I lie… https://t.co/XjtHqQtsqw

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@AuntiePegg Fur coat no knickers

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@AuntiePegg Omg I’m totally going to make a cut out of that and put it on it’s bum

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Pancake day round 2: crepes stuffed with ricotta, spinach and pine nuts baked in a tomato sauce. I’m so much more p… https://t.co/QKqMb5hczA

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Pancake day round one done! American in the morning and French in the evening. https://t.co/Blhm83O2M6

Pancake day round one done! American in...

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Seconds before Maxine Peake gets chased across a baron landscape #MetalHead #BlackMirror https://t.co/8mMBxMxRVD

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Today’s purchase was entitled vintage fat Chinese baby. Naturally I had to have it. https://t.co/NcB3g5qgdt

Today’s purchase was entitled vintage fa...

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#NewProfilePic https://t.co/SXVVswhYuf

#NewProfilePic https://t.co/SXVVswhYuf

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Framing my amazing new picture. Now to spend the day deliberating over which wall to put it on. https://t.co/qDYqJU1pZf

Framing my amazing new picture. Now to s...

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Have you ever changed a catheter?

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@rob_clowes It’s the only time I ever bare any ill will towards them!

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Blow dried Edna’s hair after her bath and didn’t do a very good job. Now she looks like one of those girls that was… https://t.co/prvOvzH4Fc

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Now sat listening to @FriendlyFires reminiscing a night in New York watching them @lprnyc and looking forward to a… https://t.co/311QCs6uTO

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I’ve just booked tickets to see Friendly Fires in a student union in Leeds. I’ve never felt so youthful and relevant.

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@johngrantmusic One Of Us is the greatest ABBA song. Such horribly sad lyrics about breaking up sung by people in t… https://t.co/ntuQ55wUMr

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Forget @itsandrewbrady, this is the power couple I want to see more of! https://t.co/vOMGMhgMPw

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