Geordie in the South. Educating people how to speak proper one person at a time. Doing stuff with sick people to make them not so sick.
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I will regain youth. I will not be haggard. I will not. https://t.co/vIiyVguPUN
When you get settled in the bath and you’ve left your drink at the wrong end. Worst of all the problems. https://t.co/P8cAj4GItd
God’s Own Country... wow! 😍😍
Yorkshire looks fucking terrifying https://t.co/xbGweAUvMg
Sourdough starter starting! https://t.co/EN6ieVaOTh
When the RAC calls to inform you that they’ve lost your car... “don’t worry mate, it will turn up...”
Friday is going well... https://t.co/Bgegq4eiQq
Forgot that I had beetroot risotto for dinner last night... thought that I had ruptured a kidney this morning 💦
The cat just woke me up by suckling my armpit. He’s now content and sound asleep after his milky treat whilst I lie… https://t.co/XjtHqQtsqw
Pancake day round 2: crepes stuffed with ricotta, spinach and pine nuts baked in a tomato sauce. I’m so much more p… https://t.co/QKqMb5hczA
Pancake day round one done! American in the morning and French in the evening. https://t.co/Blhm83O2M6
Today’s purchase was entitled vintage fat Chinese baby. Naturally I had to have it. https://t.co/NcB3g5qgdt
Framing my amazing new picture. Now to spend the day deliberating over which wall to put it on. https://t.co/qDYqJU1pZf
Have you ever changed a catheter?
Blow dried Edna’s hair after her bath and didn’t do a very good job. Now she looks like one of those girls that was… https://t.co/prvOvzH4Fc
I’ve just booked tickets to see Friendly Fires in a student union in Leeds. I’ve never felt so youthful and relevant.