Father, Husband, smart ass jerk. Fluent in sarcasm and obscure pop culture.
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Current members who voted against MLK day: Senate: Richard Shelby (R-AL) Chuck Grassley (R-IA) John McCain (R-AZ)… https://t.co/cx6BTyXCyl
Staring at a magic eye and pretending he sees the sailboat. https://t.co/cLV2e4Puo1
1. I’ve never tweeted before but today felt like a good day to start.
AMERICA, WE ARE AT THE EDGE OF A PRECIPICE. Yesterday, as Trump was ranting about “shithole countries,” I was in… https://t.co/t85BajLoOC
Jesus was from a "shithole" place. Nazareth, in the first century, was a minuscule town of only 200 to 400 people,… https://t.co/WnyC96bOph
MUFASA: Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance. As king, you need to understand that balance and… https://t.co/rmY7S88drt
Two weeks ago a 26-year old soldier raced repeatedly into a burning Bronx apartment building, saving four people be… https://t.co/rQ4Mibiqkx
Just here to mention that all our families came here from shithole-some-other-country, and that it's kind-of-the-wh… https://t.co/Tj2KKs7pQq
Right hand, left hand. https://t.co/jSeK3Jw3oS