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Father, Husband, smart ass jerk. Fluent in sarcasm and obscure pop culture.

Kanagawa-ken, Japan

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@tomricks1 “I actually just complimented Dr. Carson for not dozing off during this morning’s meeting.”

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@JasonKander Looking forward to the feats of strength contest between Trump and Lavar Ball.

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I guess @StephenAmell is the modern day @dennisrodman. #BulletClub #BTE #Arrow @MattJackson13 @NickJacksonYB… https://t.co/UbTnPyel1W

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@nbcsvu It took about 2 years. but I managed to watch the first 18 seasons in order via Hulu and Netflix.

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@3McCall @RadioFreeTom I used to subscribe to that line of thinking. Living in Japan for the past 2 years after liv… https://t.co/TVoaXB8zhh

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@GoGoACH It wouldn’t be @MichaelElgin25’s first forray into the legal world: https://t.co/6ANeIVVtUf

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@TorsonKipton @tonystigma @diaperbiscuit @Tsilkani @mechapoetic Sounds like you are describing Capitalism.

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@vicki071952 @1billy1 @RadioFreeTom @CNN He’s got a bright and lucrative future as a guest speaker for every fringe… https://t.co/gBv88NimON

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@FinnBalor When the pre-workout kicks in.

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@TS_Allen @chadgarland @WWATMD @USMC For the Army you are suposed to capitalize "Soldier" whenever it is used in official writing.

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@OutrageDenied @Targrimm @thatguyMike74 @JonesChrisA @SteveDeaceShow @MooreSenate “Flame war on the South.” https://t.co/0EqhPTZwHH

@OutrageDenied @Targrimm @thatguyMike74...

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@CodyRhodes @startrekcbs @jasonsfolly @SonequaMG @albinokid Yes, Gene Roddenberry’s vision of Trek is back. It’s called @TheOrville.

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@egavactip If the flag in the judge's courtroom has a gold fringe does that mean it Ryan Bundy will refuse to accept the release?

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@egavactip https://t.co/kZPXSUbpaa

@egavactip  https://t.co/kZPXSUbpaa

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@melissaFTW Veep!

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@tomricks1 "Mr. President, which side fired the first shot in the Civil War?"

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@kenklippenstein Not many come close to the Simpson’s, but Married with Children has it’s place.

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@StephenAmell Tag team with @facdaniels? https://t.co/D1fv0y3iuE

@StephenAmell Tag team with @facdaniels?...

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@tomricks1 Alabama law enforcement officials have a well known liberal bias...

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@WWEBigE How can Roman wrestle if his concave chest isn't covered up?

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@rodtwill @allahpundit @benshapiro Reporters on the ground locally + recent climate of exposing sexual assault +nat… https://t.co/NDSdFf4PLk

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@EvanDeadlySinsW Glad I was able to get my Royal Seat tickets during the pre-sale.

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@KenTremendous The Fredo in a family full of Fredo's.

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@michaelianblack He's currently being sued for price-fixing insulin.

@SulomeAnderson Sulome Anderson @SulomeAnderson

My dad was a journalist, not a spy, but after he was kidnapped, he was repeatedly tortured while his captors tried… https://t.co/1Y8K8SSahI

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@STRIGGA He was really nice when I met him during his shift at Suzuki’s Piledriver Store.

@KrangTNelson K.T. NELSON, JD DDS @KrangTNelson

strange how the left is mad abt pedophile Roy Moore running for senate but says nothing about 19th century congress… https://t.co/vsLT369IqG

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@fddlstx @_quickdraw @Diplopundit @KatCapps Having conversational fluency is a lot different than the level of diff… https://t.co/MVpxbcFZNf

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Why do you look so strange in this @CodyRhodes? https://t.co/phZUBUY8j1

Why do you look so strange in this @Cody...

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