@Lucas Simpson

Lucas Simpson

Tweets by @816luke

UCM '19 Occupational Safety and Health Management - AKΛ Σ - NO OTHER CLUB. - CHIEFS KINGDOM - RAISED ROYAL

816 | 660

11,566 Tweets 456 Followers 401 Followings 4,720 Likes


@LukeCombsMusic Luke Combs @LukeCombsMusic

I’m offended... https://t.co/ChTKiyp2Gx

@soIopolo Polo @soIopolo

Love me a girl that wears glasses. Bring that blind ass here ma. No...over here smh

@Wu_Tang_Finance Wu-Tang Financial @Wu_Tang_Finance

Family Values amirite https://t.co/drMLJEaWF5

@dubstep4dads eric turtle @dubstep4dads

black mirror writer: what about an episode where.... webMD... becomes human... other writer: that’s just a doctor… https://t.co/VaaXwM2Z4h

@loneblockbuster The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster

They're called comment cards not draw titties cards.

@KodakBlack1k Kodak Black @KodakBlack1k

I Got A Lil Baby Name Tina 😍 She Badder Than Trina

@mitcheypoopoo Mitch Buehrle @mitcheypoopoo


@guwop margret based keenum @guwop

if you lost money on bitcoin today target is giving away $5 giftcards to anyone that gets a flu shot. on my 8th sho… https://t.co/U8M7eUiVMH

@yeetztweetz ryan @yeetztweetz

she had a cowboy when she was looking for a cowman :( https://t.co/rBzgq4oi2q

@burgerkrang adam @burgerkrang

this is the best interaction on twitter https://t.co/PahLukYN2H

this is the best interaction on twitter...

@70sBaseball 1970s Baseball @70sBaseball



@ChasingSnyder Chase Snyder @ChasingSnyder

This is the most important thing you will watch today https://t.co/LSrn2l2AfX

This is the most important thing you wil...

@Ron_White Ron White @Ron_White

Total respect to this baby I just met for the way he rallied after puking in public.

@barstoolsports Barstool Sports @barstoolsports

The Office theme song is too damn loud on Netflix https://t.co/uTllmGjOcT https://t.co/ne23QsOHGo

The Office theme song is too damn loud o...

@AndyRichter Andy Richter @AndyRichter

Could the internet please provide a photo of someone who is legitimately 6'3" & 239 lbs?

@RockChalkMoFo PHOG Nation 🔴🔵 @RockChalkMoFo

Happiest about KU’s win over WV 1. D’Tae’s Grandma 2. KU Players 3. KU Fans 4. Morgantown Couches

@Fred_Delicious Fred Delicious @Fred_Delicious

Jan 12th - the president said "shithole" Jan 15th - the president actually said "shithouse" Jan 16th - for real t… https://t.co/b5jvUlz8T7

@barstoolsports Barstool Sports @barstoolsports

This couple who did a maternity photoshoot for their new cat can go right to hell https://t.co/a9M0hVE8Jb https://t.co/LrIAZmLNTj

This couple who did a maternity photosho...

@callmeshitto jake @callmeshitto

i am white but i am not this white https://t.co/AsahTefYOv

i am white but i am not this white https...

@ddale8 Daniel Dale @ddale8

To defend the president, the U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security just said under oath that she does not know if Nor… https://t.co/EUO6wd53ck

@SceneMemes 🤔 @SceneMemes

Fifty Shades Darker (2017) https://t.co/ygfu08ttzS

Fifty Shades Darker (2017) https://t.co/...

@duffkc41 Danny Duffy @duffkc41

Last 5 minutes of my life of not being a Kansas City Royal. Came up on this gem thanks to mom. The blueblockers wer… https://t.co/GIKQ30jieZ

@petey_224 Lucas Peterson @petey_224

"I want to show that people's lives can be destroyed by drinking and making poor decisions while doing so" yeah Br… https://t.co/B8P3hW5olv

@816luke Lucas Simpson @816luke

@petey_224 It’s a scapegoat for human scum. What’s easier than blaming society?

@BetoORourke Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke

Walls have nothing to do with it. We’ve been ranked 1st, 2nd or 3rd safest city for last 20 years, including before… https://t.co/jSIq2MeW9W

@816luke Lucas Simpson @816luke

@AndAwllThatJazz https://t.co/xdDnTbOfnE

@AndAwllThatJazz  https://t.co/xdDnTbOfn...

@PFTCommenter PFTCommenter @PFTCommenter

So your resigning w the Redskins? https://t.co/SuiLMvssjq

@awolnation AWOLNATION @awolnation

people, people, need some good old LOVE ... 🙏🏽✌🏽💙

@JasonKander Jason Kander @JasonKander

“Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.” #MLK https://t.co/qtwXCy6GEE

+ Loading...