Reclaiming My Time through Poetic Justice.
East side story.
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Oh God. I'm so sick
I read "Adulting" and the meme still made sense 😥 https://t.co/dRkMvt52gH
31) the tragic prequel to the last post https://t.co/kgTEXHFOq2
23) he mackled https://t.co/XLpS0ZmiGj
I want cake.
i love animal planet https://t.co/9uEbEwlOE6
making jello. i used to be cool. now I am this https://t.co/0hOFOkBHaA
in honor of 4/20, i will be rolling myself up and setting myself on fire
i'm going to make this my lock screen https://t.co/8AttHdPkQv
This is incredible https://t.co/nJwFelEjvg
Mom typing....... typing.. typing.. typing.. typing.. typing.. typing.. typing.. typing.. typing.. typing.. typing… https://t.co/IYgmedHt1z
me: today is gonna be such a productive day i’m gonna get so much work done also me: https://t.co/xZbeUzDPXr
Wow. If you could suck dick through mentions... You'd be a prime example.
God: then you become a butterfly Caterpillar: wow. the rest of my life as a butterfly God: yeah lol the "rest" C… https://t.co/mrovifTQiC
don't trade your authenticity for approval
teacher: your son was caught smoking pot me: did he say where he got it? teacher: yes, his best friend me: [tearing up] he really said that?
Nuh Scooby Doo that? https://t.co/dusDg5fagc
Got an assignment due tomorrow at 0930 I'm currently nowhere in.... 🙄
I want tiramisu.
A little shocked my class As fit with room...
There's nothing more painful than being blocked by someone who you've been planning to block. https://t.co/gxdpmjkJYm
In other news. MRI MACHINES ARE GREAT SIMULATORS OF WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE IN A COFFIN... AND I AM NOT HERE FOR IT.